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#35--SUPERLATIVES
This is
the smallest a room can be and still contain two beds.
This is
the most disgusting bathroom/shower we have seen.
I think
that was my last traveler's check.
So you
used up the last of the toilet paper and didn't tell me.
I guess
this is as good a time as any to use my last tampon. Do you see any stores
around?
This is
the most crowded market/bus station we've ever been in.
This is
the loudest shoe store we've been at.
I've
heard about them but this is the first time I've ever seen someone actually
wearing high heel sneakers.
Of course
I'd get my first blister when we're hiking to the volcano.
This is
the highest mountain we have climbed.
That's
the most we've paid so far for a bottle of water.
I can't
breathe. Is this the highest altitude we've been at?
This is
the muggiest beach I've ever been on.
That is
the biggest gun I have ever seen.
This is
the heaviest my luggage has ever been. It must be the ashtrays.
Best
sign: Do not use Slingshot.
Second
best sign: God is coming and it'd better be quick.
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