A Traveler's Generic Phrase Book and Novel

by Shirley B. Trew

Friday, June 29, 2012


POST #35--SUPERLATIVES

This is the smallest a room can be and still contain two beds.
This is the most disgusting bathroom/shower we have seen.
I think that was my last traveler's check.
So you used up the last of the toilet paper and didn't tell me.

I guess this is as good a time as any to use my last tampon. Do you see any stores around?
This is the most crowded market/bus station we've ever been in.
This is the loudest shoe store we've been at.

I've heard about them but this is the first time I've ever seen someone actually wearing high heel sneakers.

Of course I'd get my first blister when we're hiking to the volcano.
This is the highest mountain we have climbed.

That's the most we've paid so far for a bottle of water.

I can't breathe. Is this the highest altitude we've been at?

This is the muggiest beach I've ever been on.
That is the biggest gun I have ever seen.

This is the heaviest my luggage has ever been. It must be the ashtrays.

Best sign: Do not use Slingshot.

Second best sign: God is coming and it'd better be quick.

Most direct answer: Can you buy cold beer to go in this town? No.

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