POST #24—MURPHY'S LAW

Do you have my glasses?

                  Did he take my glasses?

                  I lost my glasses.

Did you see where I put my contacts?

                  Did he take my contacts?

                  I lost my contacts.

I lost my prescription.

I lost my passport.

I lost my wallet.

I lost my travelers checks.

I lost my credit cards.

I lost my lense cap.

I lost my hidden money belt.

I lost my sunglasses.

I lost my umbrella.

I lost all my identification.

I lost my camera.

I lost my video camera.

I lost my luggage.

I lost my purse.

I lost my backpack.

I lost our plane tickets.

I lost the map.

Notify the embassy now.

Notify the consulate now.

Send a copy to my lawyer.

Send a copy to my doctor.

Send a copy to my accountant.

Is that man a policeman/soldier/customs officer/sanitation worker/priest?

Did you leave your copy of Part of the World for Cheapskates at the bus station?